A day after we dealt with the server and forum issues, my desktop computer decided to take a dive.

It would run for about an hour and a half, then the screen would go blank while the CPU kept running. On one occassion I watched as the computer tried to reboot itself while I was in the middle of working on something.

UGH!

Although I immediately suspected that the video card was pooched, my computer techie guy, Ori, suggested that it was time that I should perhaps consider buying a new desktop – after all, my Dell Dimension 8300 is more than 5 years old.

Ori tells me that the average lifespan of a desktop is now 5 years and for laptops, it’s a paltry 3 years — unless of course airport security throws your laptop around and then you’re down to about 3 months. His theory is why spend a hundred bucks or more on something that might not work when chances are that you’re going to have to replace the computer sooner than later anyway?

Sheesh, when you spend 5 grand on a Dell Dimension desktop, shouldn’t it work for at least 10 years – provided that you do basic maintenance and don’t overload it with huge ram-sucking programs?

Ori also mentioned that I should buy the new computer through his affiliate link. I guess he forgot that I was the one who told him about affiliate programs and the fact that Dell has an affiliate program. LOL.

Then Ed – who buys everything online and always forgets to use my affiliate links – told me that if I logged into AirMiles, I could collect AirMiles on my purchase, which ultimately was worth more than Dell’s commission.

I searched at Dell, but unfortunately, they were only offering one model that could be downgraded to XP from Vista (or ‘Beasta’ as forum moderator Griff calls it) on the Canadian site – and it wasn’t one that I wanted. I learned that what I want can’t be had. A big gaming model with 12GB of memory AND XP.

By the way, take a look at the huge differences between selection options and make and model availability between Dell.ca and Dell.com and then be glad if you live in the States for that reason alone. On the Dell.ca site, there are no “Vista with Downgrade to XP” or other convenient selection boxes.

Over the course of a day, I exhausted my tolerance for reading through all the nitty gritty details about new computers, and then told Ori that I really did want to try replacing the video card on my old computer and see whether that worked before I bought a new one.

My theory is that I’d rather spend a hundred bucks or two to try and fix the problem first, rather than blow several thousand to find out that my old faithful programs (Homesite, Paint Shop Pro, etc.) might not work with Vista – thereby forcing me to spend even MORE money to upgrade those programs. And as far as I’m concerned, the time (days, weeks, months) that it takes to set up a computer and new programs to your liking is an even bigger nuisance.

And guess what?

The new video card ($150) worked like a charm.

I have a feeling that Dell won’t like me much but I am going to keep this beautiful old machine running for at least another couple of years — or at least until Microsoft Windows 7 has been released and been proven a significant improvement over XP… we won’t even mention Vista.

Back on October 26th, I wrote a blog entry titled Dell Affiliate Program: They Love Me, They Love Me NOT detailing the trouble I had getting re-signed up for their program.

Well, the problem was eventually resolved, which is a good thing, ’cause I never stopped lovin’ my Dell and do want to promote their computers. (You can hear me wax poetic about it in my home office video.)

So, if you are looking for a new computer this Christmas, Dell is running two excellent offers on both their desktops and laptops beginning today through 12/13/2007 6:00 AM CT or after 10,000 coupon redemptions (whichever occurs first).

• Save $350 on all Inspiron™ Desktop purchases over $999 (before tax, fees, shipping & handling)- Coupon Code: MGWST$K5DF$?CJ
• Save $300 on all Inspiron™ notebook purchases over $1199 (before tax, fees, shipping & handling)- Coupon Code: ZDWPS9CZT37LLB

My recommendation: Get the best computer that you can afford. I’ve always bought top of the line with the result that they keep chugging along forever without a hitch. My computer guy, Ori, tells me that my Dell computer is the best of all those that he looks at… and the only reason he comes by to see it… is when I mess things up!

Restrictions: Offer may not be combinable with mail in rebates, dollars off, percentages, or select other promotions. One offer may be applied per cart at checkout. Coupon code expires after first 10,000 redemptions or earlier if offer is terminated earlier. The Home & Home Office site and offers contained herein valid only for end users and not for resellers and/or online auctions. Offers subject to change, not combinable with all other offers. Taxes, shipping, handling and other fees apply. U.S. Dell Home and Home Office new purchases only. Purchase limit of 5 systems per order, but coupon discount applies to only 1 system per cart. Limit of 5 systems per customer please. Dell reserves the right to cancel orders arising from pricing or other errors.

Dell affiliates Alf Temme, Lars Crispin Temme and Kim Temme are in big ka-ka for profiting from the avails of typosquatting.

The typosquatters registered d3ell.com, de3LL.com, d4ell.com, de4ll.com, dedll.com, derll.com and dxell.com, all of which redirected visitors to Dell.com through their affiliate links.

Dell has taken legal action on the basis of trademark infringement and wants the the defendants to hand over the domain names, and to pay legal fees and damages.

I dunno, but the terms and conditions of Dell’s affiliate program at Linkshare are pretty darned clear and posted right there on the front page …

By partnering with Dell, you have agreed to refrain from the following activities, and any violation of this Section shall be deemed a material breach of this Agreement:

(b)You may not bid the following: all trademark and brand terms, including but not limited to “Dell” “Inspiron” and “Dimension”.

(Dell will probably drop me as an affiliate after their name shows up in the title bar of its post.)

Anyway, it’ll be interesting to find out what happens. So, stay tuned.

Original info posted in the Inquirer on January 12th, 2007.