The Turkey and the Bull

[Jakuzzi]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top
of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They are packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull*%$# might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


[EDIT: URL'S REMOVED]

Jakuzzi,
If you're not just automating your posts,
read the note below.

I removed your other two posts completely.
WAY too vulger, and it just looks bad on you!
This one however, almost has a marketing lesson to be found,
so I adjusted the wording and left it.

It doesn't matter if you entertain people,
spamming for links is NOT allowed.
Contribute, and you're welcome.
Links in the sig file only.

One warning per user
Brad.

[mullman99]

Ouch! I must have missed the original post.

Michael